A Parable
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
There’s a moral here. Not sure what it is. I’ll just do what the Jebus did and leave it up to the interpretation of the religious masses. That shouldn’t cause any problems.
So sayth Messiah Squirrel, so cracks the Acorn.
